How to Relax

I'm fantasizing about a regime of acupuncture, reflexology, chiropracty, thai massage, indonesian massage, hot rocks, saunas, exercise...anything to release tension.

I had a massage in Tunis. It wasn't the best, but nice. When the french-speaking masseuse touched my back, he said, "contracte!" (i.e. contracted muscles). Yes, I know. My back is tight.